Searching the attic for old home movies, you stumble upon your grandmother's hydroponics growing room, with over 100 marijuana plants. She claims it is for her glaucoma. What do you do?

1. Whip out the rolling papers, order some pizzas, and ask her to watch the "Matlock" marathon.
2. Ask her if she has a prescription. If not, tell her to start taking anti-depressants like any other respectable American.
3. Tell her to "Just say no", then steal a few plants after she goes to bed at 6 pm.
4. Ignore it. Let her climb her own stairway to heaven.
5. Disown the hippie and send her to a commune in San Francisco or Denver.
6. Call the cops, have them arrest the lawless flower child, and confiscate her stash to resell on the black market to fund the war on terror.